How Rick Perry failed the batsh*t crazy test

Goodness knows Perry tried to sail through the crazy line. He aced the religious nuts' test. The HPV crony capitalism caper slowed him down, but didn't mortally wound him. Nope. Perry failed the racist test with a straight up F- in the Florida debate.  See, the crony capitalists want cheap labor. They crave cheap labor. Witness the killing of labor unions. But, the whipped up frenzy for racism sometimes contradicts crony capitalism positions.

Perry deep down is a crony capitalist with a batsh*t crazy veneer. Perry let his bs veneer slip with his improvised "heartless" statement. What a gaff. The bs crowd would have been delighted with plausible deniability on any issue. Batsh*t crazy people are used to believing what you tell them instead of believing their lyin' eyes.

Here's composite scorecard as I see it.

Candidate	Greedy Corporate Bastards	Religious Nuts	Racists	Unibombers	Comments
Rick Perry	A+	A	F-	B	Can he recover?
Mitt Romney	B	D	D	F	How can this guy win?
Ron Paul	D	C	A	A+	The unibombers are persistent. Updated
Michele Backmann	B-	A+	A	A	Look for a comeback.
Hermain Cain	A	B	B	B	Yes, he is black, but he hates those brown people.
Rick Santorum	B	A	A	A	Is Google hurting little Rickie?
Newt Gingrich	A+	B	A	B+	Newt looks good on paper.  In reality?  Not so much.
Jon Huntsman	A	D	C	F	This guy is in the wrong party.